silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

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gnarly:

do you ever just get too lazy to put on pants

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whorville:

I don’t have the patients to be a doctor

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svveden:

*blogs the pain away*

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